You know, I can't help but wonder:
Why the fuck is it always me?
Like, is everyone else in this ENTIRE FUCKING PROVINCE completely USELESS? I mean, FUCK.
Become a Companion, join the Dark Brotherhood, fight for the Stormcloaks, slay some dragons for us... And why do I always get asked to do the stupid, menial shit around town? Fetch me some salts for a potion, go get my dog outside of town, find this bandit, he stole my purse. Really, people? Bandits stole your purse? Isn't this a job more befit for some town guards? Go to them! I don't give a flying fuck about your problems, I have to stop the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD! You know, with the dragons and Alduin, the God of fucking DESTRUCTION on his way and such.
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| Find your own fucking dog. |
Also, why should I buy a house if I'm your hold's thane? Just give me the fucking house. You know I could easily go to some other town and be their thane instead, right? Dumbass.
In short, if it's not a task befit for a being of God-like badassatude, don't bug me, fuckers.
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| Badassatude. |
I went on a rant about that. Oh, and if you do the dark brotherhood quest chain before you do "Blood on the Ice", you can't start the quest, because a brotherhood quest kills an npc needed for BotI. And then you can't buy a house in windhelm and become thane.
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